When you see a really pretty map of the United States, Canada, and Mexico…
And it shows every state in the United States
And every State and Territory of Canada
But presents Mexico as a giant administrative monolith
*province and territory in canada
geez
(via callingoutbigotry)
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
(via unusualcircadian)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
(via unusualcircadian)
